(Source: besteros, via ladyfassbender)
(Source: besteros, via ladyfassbender)
hey how u doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
tell you somethin that u might like to hear
u got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
mind if i touch it and see if it soft
(Source: welcometotheuniverse, via becausemagnets)
(via crieffs)
"The first time I met another adult mutant was like being hit by a thunderbolt. Far, far more powerful than being in love and our human wives knew it. Our eyes were brighter. Our minds were faster. Sometimes we could spend seventy-two straight hours on the telephone just talking about our ideas for the world."
Ultimate X-Men #16 (via otpblackholemagnetar)
(via geneticx)
(Source: kneel4justice, via ladyfassbender)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via suavebadass)
(Source: suave-graphics, via fassabendover)